Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde's boyfriend is? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn't find their eraser.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde's boyfriend is? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn't find their eraser.
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